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TARIFF WIRE
1Tariff it one dollar higher
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2Rename it whatever you want
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3Yours 'til someone out-tariffs you
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CARVING IT UP…
Tap any country. Yes, that one.
UP FOR GRABSFamous things nobody has tariffed yet · $2 each
COMPLETE A SETTariff every piece at once and take the crown
ONE DOLLAR MOREThe cheapest tariff hike on the board - ruin somebody's afternoon
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Officially:COUNTRY
Currently tariffed and renamed as
Current tariff$0
Minimum tariff$2+

Tariff history

You are taking over
New name 0/24
Your flag colour PICK ONE
Set your tariff minimum $2
$
Where do we send it NO PASSWORD, EVER
Apple Pay
Google Pay
Card
No password, ever
Whole dollars only. Your tariff buys the label inside TrumpIt, not the actual country. Someone can take it back four seconds from now. That's the whole game.
YOU TRUMPED
Official notice · just now

YOU'VE BEEN
TRUMPED

Your tariff$0
Current tariff$0
★ CONSOLATION PLOT · ON THE HOUSE

YOU STILL GET A PIECE OF

Nobody's named yet. Take it. Free. Right now.

Or tariff somewhere cheaper

Official notice · just now

YOU TOOK
MORE THAN YOU PAID FOR

YOUR EMPIRE

YOU CURRENTLY CONTROL
YOU'VE BEEN TRUMPED
COLLECTIONS
Complete a set. Get nothing. Feel powerful.

THE CHARTS

TOTAL TARIFFS COLLECTED · UPDATED CONSTANTLY
👑 COLLECTION COMPLETE