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Moderation Policy

Last updated 1 September 2026 · TrumpIt.lol

Parody notice

TrumpIt is an independent parody and entertainment brand. It is not affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, or any government entity. Every name on the map is a joke somebody paid for. Nothing on this site transfers real-world property, authority or naming rights over any actual place.

The line, plainly. Rude about a country? Fine. Rude about a politician? Fine. Aimed at a real private person, or at a group because of who they are? Gone, and the money stays gone. Every name is reviewed before it goes public.

Every name is reviewed

Names are screened before they appear publicly, and screening happens before a payment is captured wherever that is technically possible. A name held for review is not live, and a name rejected at review is not charged.

Not allowed

Allowed

The distinction we apply is target and intent. Satire pointed upward at power is the entire premise of the site. Content pointed downward at a private person is not.

Your link

Every claim can carry a link alongside the name, and you can set a default on your account so you do not retype it for every place you hold. Advertising through it is fine. That is what it is for.

Paid claims get a followed link. Unpaid ones do not. That is a spam control, not a favour, and it is computed live: if a claim is refunded or removed, the link stops being followed with it.

Private places are off the map

Residential addresses are not claimable, not searchable and not displayed, whatever a name says. Attempting to route around that - naming a nearby landmark to point at a house, for example - is treated as targeted harassment.

What happens when something breaks the rules

We may also remove or hide a name where we are legally required to, where it exposes us or a third party to real risk, or where a rights holder makes a valid complaint.

Reporting a name

Every public claim carries a Report control. Use it - it routes straight into the review queue with the claim attached. For urgent matters, or anything involving a threat or a minor, email legal@trumpit.lol with the location and what you saw.

Reports are reviewed by a human. We aim to action credible reports within 24 hours.

Appeals

If your name was removed and you believe that was wrong, reply to the removal email or write to legal@trumpit.lol within 30 days. A different reviewer looks at it. If we got it wrong, we reinstate the claim where possible, or refund it where it is not.

Automated tooling

Screening combines automated classification with human review. Automated systems get things wrong in both directions; that is what the appeal route is for. No account is permanently banned on an automated decision alone.

This policy sits alongside the Terms of Service, which govern where the two disagree.

Questions, complaints, takedowns and legal notices: legal@trumpit.lol. Privacy requests: privacy@trumpit.lol.

TrumpIt is an independent parody & entertainment platform. Names shown are user-submitted jokes and change nothing official. Not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, or any government entity. No prizes, no payouts, no actual real estate.